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We went to Blueberry Hill, and guess what: Fuzzy-Grey showed up.

Kidding. (You didn't believe that, anyway.)

Saturday, Mar. 28, 2009 - 6:48 p.m.


sMatch.com sends you 12 �new� men every two days. This last crop was the worst. Twelve men�only 2 had photos. One guy even had a hand gun pointed in close proximity to his head. I guess he was indicating some level of desperation for a date.

2009-03-22 - 6:19 p.m.

Mind you, there's also the possibility that someone else's cat is out to get me. Note to self: add cheeseburger ingredients to shopping list.

Sunday, Mar. 22, 2009 - 4:22 a.m.

Hey, did I mention how incredibly smitten I am with her? A bunch. A bunch of smittens.

2009-03-17 - 12:57 a.m.

Lord knows I love to make an ass of myself.

2009-03-17 - 12:54 a.m.

I sighed and unzipped my purse planning on stuffing my cigar into the depths of my bag but as soon as the zipper came open my stash of tampons spilled out over the counter.

2009-03-17 - 12:52 a.m.

The recession has caused me to give a whole lot less of a shit about what shenanigans Paris Hilton is up to.

Saturday, Mar. 14, 2009 - 11:36 a.m.

I also think we should start a nationwide wedgie pledge that every time some guy's pants and below his butt cheeks (You know you've seen this) then the world has free reign to grab the guy's underwear and pull it up over his head. He's already in a pre-wedged position. What's stopping us? His pants are tied tightly around his legs. He can't chase you and his friends will be laughing too hard to care.

2009-03-13 - 6:49 a.m.

I keep fearing I�ll find out he�s the ventriloquist equivalent of Milli Vanilli and he�s got Etta James records playing offstage when he does his Emma Taylor routine.

Thursday, Mar. 12, 2009 - 7:08 a.m.

I said I didn't wish it on her, and I didn't, but is it so wrong that my first thought was "NEENER!"?

Sunday, Mar. 08, 2009 - 1:11 p.m.

Yah, I'm saying the first family are a bunch of hot bitches!

Saturday, Mar. 07, 2009 - 3:07 p.m.

I was very well behaved. No ribald jokes about sausages or anything.

3-4-09 - 1:49 a.m.

(which I blame on all the years of dancing, and not pole dancing, you foul-minded perverts, but classical ballet and shit)

Sunday, Mar. 01, 2009 - 9:08 a.m.

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