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Without saying anything about my callers in particular, I do need to point out how hard it was for me not to laugh at the guy who said, whilst spelling, "'X' as in 'Excalibur.'"


Saturday, Feb. 28, 2009 - 9:11 a.m.

Go, Speed Racer! Gooooo!


Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2009 - 3:28 p.m.

Take that, Mavis Beacon!


Monday, Feb. 23, 2009 - 8:58 p.m.

Uniform fantasy, I has one.


Friday, Feb. 20, 2009 - 6:03 p.m.

Damn that man of mine.


Sunday, Feb. 15, 2009 - 6:52 p.m.

Anything more difficult and you�re really just wanking with tiny needles.


Monday, Feb. 09, 2009 - 4:42 p.m.

Its weird. I feel like I'm wrapped in duct tape and Andy Roddick could probably hit tennis balls off my chin and I wouldn't feel even them.


2009-02-09 - 2:05 a.m.

The Maintenance crew came right over, ripped out the carpeting, pulled out all the wet padding, and set centrifugal fans, which turned our living room into a temporary moon bounce.


Sunday, Feb. 08, 2009 - 9:29 a.m.

Naked tennis, anyone?


Friday, Feb. 06, 2009 - 6:21 p.m.

I need the kind of chocolate that shuts me up and makes me forget my name!


Thursday, Feb. 05, 2009 - 12:52 a.m.

I don't like you!


Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2009 - 8:19 a.m.

Every adult male was "Uncle" and every adult female "Aunt," and that bitch Aunt Judy took obvious and sinister delight in watching us like a hawk for any signs of sin.


February 03, 2009 - 3:26 p.m.

I realize that a word like "butthole" is not classy, but man, when you have a foreign object sticking out of there, we just threw class out the window.


Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2009 - 11:05 a.m.

I took a Limited Bus ride home because I just wanted to get the hell out of downtown and asked the driver at 39th if he got any closer to Les Schwab. He offered to place me in front of the door and hit the eject button when we came near it.


2009-02-03 - 1:22 a.m.

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