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I fluctuate between thinking this is a completely lame idea and going, "YES! I WANT M&M TOES!"


Sunday, Aug. 30, 2009 - 7:53 a.m.

It’s 1974, it’s Spanish; what else do you want?

Other than keeping a sheep in your laboratory, apparently.

Saturday, Aug. 29, 2009 - 1:32 p.m.


The plot: a vampire with lesbian tendencies and her nanny/aunt go from town to town by carriage and trick rich guys with hot daughters into letting the vampire come stay at his house.


August 26, 2009 - 6:12 p.m.

Hello again! I’ve missed you too.


Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2009 - 3:42 p.m.

Will make out for blog ratings....


Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2009 - 12:19 a.m.

Did you ever stop to think that there now exists a whole generation of kids who think Tom Hanks was always a movie star and wouldn't believe us if we told them that, the first time most of the world ever saw him, he was in drag?


Sunday, Aug. 23, 2009 - 1:05 p.m.

Some examples of thoughts I have had that make me thing my brain is over-(or under-?)sexed or perhaps that I am falling rather gently and pleasantly into an exclusively heterosexual female variety of dementia:


August 23, 2009 - 3:23 p.m.

Eh, the whole thing is flawed.


Friday, Aug. 21, 2009 - 7:41 a.m.

"Well, you can apply, but unless you can be available to schedule anywhere between 4 am and 9 pm, then go fuck yourself."


Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009 - 10:02 a.m.

I mean the whole premise is either a testament to teen chastity or a recipe for blueballs.


August 17, 2009 - 7:13 p.m.

I count on my mindless entertainment to entertain me mindlessly. If I start thinking, you've lost me.


Sunday, Aug. 16, 2009 - 9:36 a.m.

Fall at my feet you mere mortals. Feed me grapes, oh naked boys who might possibly give me a lap dance in some wildly inappropriate setting like the set of “Deal or No Deal”.


2009-08-16 - 10:45 p.m.

Committing pixelated mayhem and watching even more bad movies. YES!


Friday, Aug. 14, 2009 - 10:30 a.m.

If you ever want to get me talking, ask me about my tattoos, getting tattoos, how much I love boys with tattoos, tattoos in general, really.


August 12, 2009 - 6:12 p.m.

Someone's child got left behind.


Wednesday, Aug. 12, 2009 - 7:37 a.m.

The only times in my life I have ever been perfect have been when I have been a perfect example of what not to do.


Sunday, Aug. 09, 2009 - 12:47 p.m.

How the hell did we look busy on temp assignments before the internet?


Friday, Aug. 07, 2009 - 7:20 a.m.

"I'm a little fuzzy bunny, come and find me."


Thursday, Aug. 06, 2009 - 9:41 a.m.

Play 'em if you still got 'em.


Wednesday, Aug. 05, 2009 - 9:05 a.m.

My name is Scotvalkyrie and I'm a Fiberholic.


Tuesday, Aug. 04, 2009 - 7:17 a.m.

My diet Coke was served in a cup adorned with pictures of NASCAR drivers, because Coca-Cola is, presumably, the official beverage of NASCAR drivers, as opposed to NASCAR fans, whose official beverage is very likely beer, and, if I had to guess, it would be domestic beer, because they are more patriotic than they are interested in drinking a delicious Belgian abbey ale from a chilled tulip goblet when they are watching cars turn left for money.


Sunday, Aug. 02, 2009 - 7:42 a.m.

he was incredibly verbose, telling me he was a writer, and then breaking out into this lengthy hilarious “Roses are read, violets are green…” poem about a shopkeeper breaking dishes and cats jumping over taxis. Who knows. He even managed to interject the word “genitalia” in there, although I can’t remember in what context.


2009-08-02 - 1:07 a.m.

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