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Drunken White Trash goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Wednesday, Apr. 29, 2009 - 8:12 p.m.

I mean, the guy is so laid back he has difficulty seeing over his pelvis.


Tuesday, Apr. 28, 2009 - 7:26 a.m.

God….I think we just located The Very Definition of TMI.


2009-04-26 - 3:02 p.m.

Just file it under B for "Boy, Dumb."


Sunday, Apr. 26, 2009 - 8:28 a.m.

By the way, cake knives are very adept at slicing through flesh.


Thursday, Apr. 23, 2009 - 8:02 a.m.

There ain't enough store-bought help in the world to help that taste yum-o.


Sunday, Apr. 19, 2009 - 6:09 a.m.

I’m a grown woman, I reasoned. I haven’t had sex, good satisfying sex in almost a year and almost a year before that and a prior two year self-induced celibacy that may have starved my brain of oxygen and left me somewhat retarded. Oh, my god, am I really retarded?


Saturday, Apr. 18, 2009 - 1:36 p.m.

I’m a grown woman, I reasoned. I haven’t had sex, good satisfying sex in almost a year and almost a year before that and a prior two year self-induced celibacy that may have starved my brain of oxygen and left me somewhat retarded. Oh, my god, am I really retarded?


Saturday, Apr. 18, 2009 - 1:36 p.m.

...We even spotted a banner down at the local university frat house advertising “The Penis Monologues”. It was a reallllllly BIG banner, but you know how guys are.


2009-04-17 - 4:34 p.m.

I ordered a Trio Salad, under the assumption that a) I'd be taking at least half of it home anyway, and b) I was taking a chance that this year could, potentially, wind up being the Year of the Tuna.


Saturday, Apr. 11, 2009 - 2:11 p.m.

“I’m sorry, can I just say something.” He interjected. “I’m sure this doesn’t apply to you but I just hate people who write blogs. I mean people who blog are so pretentious to think they have something to say that anyone would want to read! I mean really! Who cares about what’s going on in these bloggers lives, right?” Just then he realized that he’d cut me off mid-sentence and said, “I’m sorry. You were saying?”


Thursday, Apr. 09, 2009 - 1:10 a.m.

I didn’t just chuckle. It wasn’t a simple ha-ha. It was a full belly, ass jiggling, abrasively loud snorting laugh. I sounded like a wild, braying beast with my face was pressed against the paper of the table and my body left nothing to the imagination as I guffawed loud enough for the entire salon to hear. Yes, folks, for the record, a Brazilian Wax does in fact include your ass crack.


Thursday, Apr. 09, 2009 - 1:05 a.m.

It's the Easter Bunny, Hooray!


Wednesday, Apr. 08, 2009 - 1:03 p.m.

But we’re talking about the Matters of the In-Law Universe. It not going to make sense.


Monday, Apr. 06, 2009 - 9:56 a.m.

If you're not on the list, well, actually, you probably are.


Sunday, Apr. 05, 2009 - 3:35 a.m.

When did our daily vernacular disintegrate to the point where people can’t say anything but vulgarities when talking about breakfast cereal, for heaven’s sakes?


Friday, Apr. 03, 2009 - 2:36 p.m.

Let’s just all say “ewwww” together and move on.


Thursday, Apr. 02, 2009 - 1:28 p.m.

See, it's things like this that give knitting a bad name.


Wednesday, Apr. 01, 2009 - 6:42 a.m.

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