12% NEWS: Hi Beermates, So I've been running some banner ads for the next few weeks. So far the Party Animals banner is coming in first with Attention Whore second and Tammy Faye and Alice Cooper a close third. Really, it could be anyone's game! To check out the oh so exciting banner race: log in, go to Gold Members Resources and hit Run or View Banner ads. (But please don't run anymore right now, k babycakes?) --KFK Join the Notifylist: 12% ARCHIVES: January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April Fools 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 Sept/Oct 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July/August 2008 September 2008 Just Opened Stale Beer 2006 Stale Beer 2005 Stale Beer 2004 Stale Beer 2003 ACTIVE BEERMATES: Ann-Frank Athena AWittyKitty Biensoul Fergie Fuzzy-Grey Gigantor Golf Widow Groovy Decay HeidiAnn KristinTracy KungFuKitten LeeboZeebo Marn MavenHaven Metal Eve Mr. Fabulous ScotValkyrie SkimWitted SparkSpark TheCritic TheDailyWTF TranceJen THE BEERHALL OF FAME: AnnieWaits BetaBitch BlueMeany Chickie-Legs ClaudeLeMonde CuppaJoe DiscoTheKid EveRoboto FadeIn Fu-Fu Gilgongo GoFigure Halee I-Girl JamieStar Jeffy KellyK LadeeLeroy LuvaBeans MJonny MadamePierce Ms-M MollyX MrsMartini Rudey Smoog Sundry Saint-Louise Weetabix
		What in the good name of Jesse "The Body" Ventura is this 12% Beer thing? 12% Beer is an experiment to see if funky writing, and a sickening love of monkeys, when distilled and concentrated into one website, can conquer the hearts and souls of the population of the Earth. This will mainly be accomplished by quoting and linking entertaining diaries on Diaryland. Well, who gets to pick what diaries are quoted on 12% Beer? And who quotes them? And who decides what exactly is quoted? And why are my socks always a little damp? I do all that crap. Yes, even the socks thing. All I'm gonna tell you is that ain't apple juice on your socks... What are "BeerMates", and how much does it cost to get one of them to entertain at my child's birthday party? The BeerMates are an elite crew of supernaturally gifted crimefighters who just happen to keep online diaries/journals/evidence logs on the internet. They became BeerMates when they decided to use their forces for evil, and when I decided that their writing was funny, escapist, and quite possibly written while doing hard drugs. Every time they update their pages, 12% updates too. Their birthday party prices range from a few chocolate chip cookies to some good ol' fashioned sexin'. You'll have to email the individual you are interested in to get their particular rates. If I want an easy-to-conjugate superfunky 12% Beer Button to stick on my webpage to come back and see more of all the great monkeylovin' splendiforousness of this page, what do I do? Go Here and grab some HTML code for your page. Why is it called "12% Beer"? It's called that because once apon a time, some diarist people believed that all Canadian Beer was 12% alcohol. It's really 10%, everyone knows that! Monday, Jan. 21, 2002 - 8:27 p.m.
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